Comments for evil.trance.twins

Comment on The Bicycle-Dork Deflector Shield by evil.twin

evil.twin — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:16:18 +0000

You make me want to come out of retirement.

Comment on The Bicycle-Dork Deflector Shield by evil.twin

evil.twin — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:15:22 +0000

Thank you for the compliments. You must love my blog since you have read more than one horrible post. “all the racist remarks in your blog”. Your last line was very graphic you holy roller…Now only if I could find an oven big enough for all the Jews. Suggestions?

Comment on The Bicycle-Dork Deflector Shield by Some Guy

Some Guy — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 05:21:29 +0000

Dude, you’re an asshole. Cars put bicyclists’ lives in danger every day because they are in such a huge hurry and they just can’t wait for a safe time and place to pass them. What if Bilbo Baggins was a huge dude and ended up beating you up and then driving your car through a fire hydrant, a trashcan, a mailbox, and another douche like you. Assaulting someone and then destroying their property after drinking and driving kind of qualifies you as a really horrible human being. Not to mention all the racist remarks in your blog. You need to find Jesus or some such shit. Before you know it you’ll be wanting to put bicyclists, hipsters, etc. in the concentration camps and be saying “You made me do it!” as you gas their emaciated bodies that cling to their families and loved ones.

Comment on The Kitty Leader Alliance by evil.twin

evil.twin — Thu, 31 May 2012 02:15:38 +0000

Or a flying vagina.

Comment on The Kitty Leader Alliance by Kirobi

Kirobi — Wed, 30 May 2012 19:12:21 +0000

This is guy is just a sulustan.

Comment on Hysterical by evil.twin

evil.twin — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:55:10 +0000

It probably isn’t real but I keep telling myself that it is. I would totally do that.

Comment on Hysterical by Wynn

Wynn — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:45:43 +0000

Dude that can’t be true, right? Okay the McScardeypants bit, but throw the screen out the window and then climb it yourself?

Comment on The Bumper Car Conundrum on Girard by evil.twin

evil.twin — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:39:27 +0000

Exaggeration station on here Wynn, c’on now! Although I wish my other car was a monster trunk that I could squash asshole pedestrians and shit-head drivers.

Comment on The Bumper Car Conundrum on Girard by Wynn

Wynn — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:40:06 +0000

IS MY MIDDLE NAME! I talk engrish liquidly!

Comment on The Bumper Car Conundrum on Girard by Wynn

Wynn — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:55 +0000

Dude, you drive a three ton car? Hell with that drunk guy, WHAT are you doing driving a monster car like that? And yes, I do realise that you may, what’s it called that blogger’s do from time to time.. exaggerate? I hope this is one of those moments.

/end rant from environment nazi (sort of. Double standards are my middle name)

Also, pedestrians are friggin kamikaze sometimes. It’s like they WANT to be hit/driven over/squashed.