The Kitty Leader Alliance
- June 17th, 2011
- Posted in THE HANDBOOK
- By evil.twin
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*MEANWHILE, off in space the rebels are about to make their assault on the Death Star*…
Lando Calrissian: We’ve gotta be able to get some kind of a reading on that shield, up or down.
Nien Nunb: [speaks in Sullustese] pop-pop, eeeep ting-ting, ah-la. *Sigh*
Translation: I’m upset my face looks like a butterflied, morbidly obese, hot pocket (vagina). *Sigh*
Lando Calrissian: But how could they be jamming us if they don’t know… if we’re coming? *pause* Wait one cotton-picking minute!
Lando Calrissian: Break off the attack! The shield is still up!
Kitty Leader : I get no reading. Are you sure?
Lando Calrissian: Pull up! All craft, pull up!
To be continued…?
You could also say that that guy looks like a really ugly vagina.
Yes, “hot pocket” is a slang for vagina. Makes sense once you thing about it. Maybe I should put some help in parenthesis…
I’ll just pull the english-isn’t-my-first-language-card again. Or the I’m-just-not-that-dirty-card, but that would be flat out lying.
Because I am. I should have seen that one.
Oh, that mysterious card again. Aren’t you running out of cards for that deck yet?
I have to say I’m a little disappointed you didn’t make the connection on that one…and you call yourself dirty. Ha.
I actually miss out on quite a few of those, but I hope I can make it up by catching on some of the more discreet ones when people joke around. At least when I laugh and like three people stand around looking confused, then I feel somewhat bright!
I think I am mostly surprised that they have hot pockets where you live! (what planet again?
) Do you partake in the occasional pocket?
I meant the food of course.
That’s a face I ain’t gonna get out of my head for a while!!
Right! I’ll say a prayer it doesn’t haunt your dreams. The haunted house-vagina.
This is guy is just a sulustan.
Or a flying vagina.